They say that “the greatest strength of a person is his ability to laugh at himself”. Well then, that must make me the next Alexander Craig, baby, because I’m guilty at having said at least 95% of this crap at some point or other. I’m surprised somebody hasn’t drop-kicked me square in the sack yet.
If I had the opportunity to add to this list I would definitely add:
- “I hear that’s how Crowie does it…”
- “Yeah, today was my only ‘LSD Day’…”
- “I’m focusing on my ‘Recovery Strategy’…”
- “I upgraded my bento box because this one is more aero…”"
- “…and then I totally dropped the hammer.”
- “My quads are so blown.”
- “How many hills did you do?”
- “What kind of mileage are you up to now?”
- “I don’t like kicking drills in the pool because I want to save my legs for the run.”
- “I’m only doing 10k because today’s my easy day.”
- “I just pee on the bike…”
- “I need to carbo-load for my race tomorrow…”
- “Did you know that Chrissie does yoga?”
- “Can you see my ass through these bib shorts?”
- “Today is just an easy tempo day…”
